I’ve never been so happy to not be in America…because if I was in America that would mean I’m in the same country as Tony Romo.
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Enough is E-fucken-nough. The jury is officially out on Romo…he is downright retarded…you don’t need sophisticated words to describe it. Retarded is something everyone understands.
If you look at the Cowboys this year they are really 2-0. Tony Romo is 2-2. He literally lost the Jets game and this DISGRACE of a game to the Lions. He is like the Santa Clause of the NFL…dropping off gift victories down every NFL franchises chimney and then squatting down the Cowboys chimney, the coal glistening in his stupid eyes, and taking a fat Romo-ey dump. ESPN’s Bill Simmonds suggested a QB stat called a “Romo” that accounts for all bone headed plays made by a quarterback. No surprises here, Romo leads the league in Romo’s.
What have we learned this year? The Cowboys defense is actually outstanding thus far. Rob Ryan has these guys playing. The Cowboys offensive line isn’t great yet but it is still improved over last year. The Cowboys have gotten a lot out of a receiving corps that is plagued with injuries and they have a subpar running game. Then there is Romo. First orchestrating the largest 4th quarter collapse in Cowboys history, but he decided to up the ante on his blunderous ways and orchestrate the largest Cowboys collapse in its entire history.
Tony Romo’s two best friends are Jason Witten and Lions LB (and miserably busted former first round pick out of OSU) Bobby Carpenter. If I were Jason Witten I would string Romo up with a rope. Witten saves Romo’s ass time after time and sacrifices his beat-up body every play. If I were Bobby Carpenter, I would name my first child Tony because, Tony showed how much he loved his friend Bobby…by tossing him an interception and then showing him the way to the end
zone, effectively ending the game for the Cowboys.
There’s gotta be a nice bounty out on Romo in Dallas. Where’s The Dog and his fat trailer park wife when you need them?
