I would like to dedicate this blog to John Tunas and the Boston Red Sox. Thank you Red Sox for fucking up so bad, and blowing your huge September Wild Card lead. Thank you for embarrassing your entire city and choking like a Jenna Jameson porno while the Tampa Bay Rays stormed back to take the AL Wild Card. Thank You Boston Red Sox for taking the “Biggest Collapse” burden off of the New York Mets. We were tired of holding onto that trophy… The Mets have long been the most embarrassing franchise in sports but at least we have Bill Buckner and now were not the only team who can’t win when it counts. The Mets could probably have beaten the Orioles too, unless Tom Glavine was on the mound. Papelbon looked like Armando Benitez out there. He can do an irish jig straight to hell.
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