Thursday, January 27, 2011

Jets put their foot in their mouth & Cutler undergoes in game sex change

I know were supposed to be looking ahead to the Super Bowl in Dallas but its tough not to look back and smirk at what transpired last weekend in the NFL.  The NYJ will have to wait until some other time to get past the AFC championship game. After getting rolled over by the Steelers, we will no longer have to listen to their crass and obnoxious Ra-Ra speeches and transparent talk. (Actually, Bart Scott's "Cant Wait" post game speech was one of the best I've ever heard...but it turns out that the Jets couldn't wait to embarrass themselves yet again.)

Big Ben barely had to play (he completed 3 2nd half passes) and the Steelers still were able to handily beat the Jets. Don't be fooled by the score. The Steelers defense put on the brakes in the second half and the Steelers offense pretty much napped through the rest of the game. The Jets played with such a lack of heart and intensity in the first half, it had to make everyone from Hamden to Seacaucus sick. How can you not come to play in the first half of an AFC championship game? How is that possible when you supposedly have the best motivator in the game? How can this defense that was GUARANTEED to be the best D by the end of the year, resort to attempted arm tackles? Disgrace.

The Jets say that people shouldn't be able to criticize them because they are a good team and they got so close to the Super Bowl. Now, they did have a great season. Anyone who plays in a title game obviously had a great year but if you're writing "Super Bowl" on Chris Mortensen's ESPN bus then you failed. Rex has obviously revived this franchise but its time to put your foot in your mouth Rexy. Losing all of these guarantees is embarrassing and at best makes you look like Patrick Ewing. Next year the Jets should try to muster more out of their bluster.

As for the other game, yes, the Packers won and they are a scary team but that has been overshadowed by Jay Cutler's vagina. At first I was defending him because I know he gets knocked around all the time and still plays. He gets sacked more than Americans lose jobs. But still. Bro...it's the DAMN NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.

If there is ever a time to man up that would be it. Instead, Cutler underwent an in-game sex change and manned down. On the stage where champions are born, Cutler gave himself an abortion. Cutler's injury diagnosis was an MCL sprain. That is a tough injury and from experience I know that it is very hard and painful to play on but let's not forget that Phillip Rivers played with a worse MCL sprain a few years ago against the Patriots in the playoffs. And apparently Jay Cutler was seen in a steakhouse after the game walking up the stairs? Bad PR bro, take the elevator. Sorry Cutler but you only get so many opportunities to play on that stage so castrating your self in your first rodeo isn't the greatest idea. Maybe this will wipe the smirk off of Cutlers face: His school girl tendencies allowed for Caleb Hanie to play in the game and that gave the Bears a better chance at scoring points.

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